The Hawt Blog

It's bye SISPEC and Helllooo OCS!

2009-08-31T01:02:00.003+08:00

I just moved from SISPEC to OCS today!

Today as I moved out from SISPEC, on board a tonner, there were quite a lot of thoughts and emotions going through my mind. I was recalling the days in BSLC and the good/bad times in Bravo. SISPEC had taught me many things and it truly was the happiest NS days I had so far. And I'll truly miss the commanders, people of bravo and most importantly my bunkmates.

As the tonner reach the gates of SAFTI, I felt a sudden surge of excitement. I felt surreal. I just couldn't really believe I made it, and I am going to be trained to be an officer in the future. In the past, I always thought that I couldn't even survive BMT, let alone going to OCS.

I am currently in Echo wing, Platoon 1. The CDO told me that platoon 1 is supposedly the underperforming platoon, which is good because I am quite afraid that I am not 'up' enough as compared to the rest and I might pull them down. We're having a rather slack training schedule for the next two weeks! Most importantly, Echo is having off-in-leiu till tomorrow. Hence I got to book out today!! YAY. The Echo cross overs were super happy when they told us that we're booking out, cause we all were expecting to return to the civilian world earliest by Saturday.

Thank God man!! I miss ex. Scorpion King. The last field camp in Tekong left some psychological trauma on me that I am still trying very hard to recover. It was due to the wet weather and all the mud accompied with lots of rotting logs and stems covered in barnacles. It was just digusting.

I now find it difficult to feel comfortable with the soil and the jungle, even when it is dry. Yesterday during a live firing exercise, sitting on the ground made me feel really uncomfortable. I hope I'll be able to overcome this fear soon though.

I am also thinking of signing on as well, but definitely not as infantry officer. I'll see how it goes then, I'm calling up the recruitment centre tomorrow!

OCS Ramp Up Week 1

2009-08-22T07:04:00.002+08:00

The first week was quite OK. It was physically tough because of the run with field pack we had on the first day and SOC the subsequent three days. But those were basically all we did in terms of physical training. I found it especially hard because of my new bunk and the uncertainty I have about the future. For the first 2 days of my training, I felt really sad and lonely. All I thought of was when will this training ever end, when will I ever get to ORD.

It was really stressful in terms of trying to keep up with the rest of the people as well. We had GPMG lessons and I actually got scolded a few times because I wasn't doing the right thing. I am not good at drills and I hate it. I am actually a very blur person also, so I nearly lost my number tag + my rifle sling on the third day. It was damn scary. In the end I remembered I left it in Nicholas LBV. Damn it I know he's out trying to sabo me, haha.

Regimentation wise it's been okay so far. I don't think they're ever going to up to scale and be like OCS for next week because the training team couldn't take us as they have something on and the admin team, which is D coy commanders, will be taking us to Tekong next week. I hope they'll play nice and not turn us out and do lots of stupid things. Worst still, I am the PS for the first day!!! The encek just told us yesterday that there might be PC appointment. And I hope that there will be la, but so far the appointment list doesn't have PC leh.
And the training programme is a bit effed up. They are supposed to teach us platoon harbouring today, but the training team isn't around, so I am now in camp, staying back on a Saturday just for inspection of field pack. They even indented lunch damn it! I guess I'll have to go and study platoon harbouring over the weekend and hopefully I don't screw up!

Lastly, I think that I am very lucky to have Nicholas and Sean with me. I think it'd suck 10 times more without them. For most of them here, they don't know anyone because they all come from different platoons.
Nonetheless they are so independent and don't seem to be afraid or maybe it's just that they don't show it.

As for SOC, I improved a lot! I ran 8min44sec yesterday! But the freaky thing was, I was just above average among the guys here. There is one guy that ran 7min fifty something seconds. OMG. And one guy which is 8 flat, the guy in front of me was 24 secs faster than me damn it. The first SOC he made me feel that I failed the 930 timing. And yeah, they want us to run below 930.

I am going to pack my field pack already. I scared later no time.

Wish Me Luck!
BYEBYE!

Booking in loh!

2009-08-17T19:38:00.000+08:00

Feeling super sian to book in. Suppose to book in at 6 to pack my stuff. But I'm still at home! Sucks man! How I wish I can book in back to my bunk in Bravo Company with all my bunkmates! I hope I don't see some siao on people in there. Especially not people like that bloody fucking Chu Xian. Somemore I have to clean toilet for the next two weeks! NOOOOO. The thing I feared most ever since before NS have finally come. I hope that I'll be able to take the tough training man, especially that conversion camp next week before I crossover. Wish me luck!!!

It all ends this week.

2009-08-05T19:45:00.000+08:00

2 months ago, I thought it was over. strangers which happened to cross each others path. Somehow, I knew that wasn't the end. Somehow I was so confident. I got so close, but I couldn't bring myself to do this. I just couldn't. I tore myself away. And that's it. By the end of this week, it'll all end.

The new love of my life

2009-07-26T10:13:00.003+08:00

This week had been sucky for me. I felt so lost, aimless and unmotivated. There are certain issues that I have to sort out mentally before I can continue on with life.

Anyway, when I reached home yesterday, I saw this bear that my Aunt got me! Cause the other time I was playing with a soft toy that she got for my cousin, she asked me if I wanted one. I thought it was just a casual question, so I just said if she is really going to get me one, I wanted a bear. And there it is! She really got it for me! It's so huggable and nice to sleep with.

I am going to name it Bearbear. Yeah, I know right, how typical. But who cares, it's a bear and it should be called either Xiongxiong or Bearbear what.

I mean no matter what you do or how nice you can be, it's difficult to escape from how people will stereotype you. I just thought perharps it would be different this time. Guess I was wrong.

Baby Wonder Girls!

2009-07-19T00:54:00.000+08:00

So Cute! Too bad I couldn't find a subbed version.

I survived yet another field camp!

2009-07-19T00:40:00.003+08:00

This field camp was tiring. It has also taught me many things. For one I realised I wasn't as fit as I ought to be. My PC punished the platoon rifles over head and I couldn't even last for 30 seconds. After doing fire movements, I found myself totally shagged out. Secondly, I learnt that I should improve on my leadership skills. I had always knew that soldiers of the officer and specialist class do different things. But my PWO finally enlightened me on their specific difference. He taught me that officers are involved mostly in planning, while specialists are responsible for execution. Hence specialists have a huge responsiblity in ensuring that the discipline of the men under them are up to standards as well as ensuring that their men are ready in terms of mental, physical and equipment preparation. Hence for me to become a good sergeant in the future, I still have a lot to learn.

Though this field camp was the toughest field camp for me so far, but it was also the most enjoyable field camp for me. It was the first time that I constantly push myself to do my best. Though I am certain I didn't give my 100%, but I was sure I gave a good 90. It was great to start strong for field camp and finish strong as well.

Oh! And it was difficult getting used to the dirt at the start. It took me a good 5 mins to get used to doing my business in the jungle. I felt like a dog.

For now I am going to go take care of my sandfly marks, and I got a whole lot of new mosquito bites! Hope that I don't fail the many tests coming up next week!

Mel's Farewell.

2009-07-12T09:11:00.004+08:00

Yesterday we had a farewell gathering for Melissa, my cousin. She's leaving to Austrialia for a year for her undergraduate studies.

Mel mel I wish you all the best in Austrialia and I want you to know that we will be missing you always!

Heart stopping sales.

2009-06-28T08:30:00.001+08:00

I wonder why there are these life-saving devices all around shopping centres nowadays.

Is the GSS really that good this year? I expected better discounts and promotions this year considering the economic climate. But I did buy some clothes at very reasonable prices. The other day I went French Connection, as usual the discounted items are mostly either of unusual designs or odd sizes. But I found this shirt that was perfect and it was the last piece! Sad thing was the cutting didn't fit me well. And the other day I bought this 'thing' (I think the store calls it a parka or something) at Uniqlo. At first I didn't want to buy it as I thought it wasn't worth paying 40 bucks for it. But in the end I gave in to temptation and bought it. A week later my friend told me the parka is selling only at 30 bucks! Damn wasted.

What I need most now is a new bag and a new pair of pants. Hope that I can find good buys today!

The beginning of my SISPEC journey.

2009-06-27T22:21:00.000+08:00

Got presented the new SCT (Specialists Cadet Rank) on Thursday. Finally got some form of rank already! Now feels like damn lao jiao like that.

Life in SISPEC is damn slack for now. The training scheldule on the other hand is not so good because we have a lot of weekends that we are booking out on Saturdays. So far the first week has been good. I got great bunkmates again. I think bunkmates are really important in NS. Having good bunkmates can make NS life a whole lot easier.

On top of that, I got an amazing surprise when I reported to SISPEC that morning! AH!!! But I am going to keep that for myself! :)

I have a great feeling about SISPEC life!

Love of my life!

2009-06-27T15:13:00.004+08:00

This is the love of my life now!

I saw it one year ago and thought it was damn cute and small. I got it when I recontracted my singnet broadband. It's going to be me and my sister's 'going-out laptop' from now on!

I broke the cup mic got me!

2009-06-16T22:35:00.006+08:00

It's real special as the picture reveals along with a message from mic when you add hot water.

I broke the cup mic got for me on my 18th bday! God, I am so guilty.

Today was a bad day. I couldn't concentrate studying. My L4D games sucked real bad today. I got voted off a game for the first time of my L4D life! And to top things off I broke the cup!

POP loh!

2009-06-14T20:36:00.008+08:00

Goodbye Tekong!

POP pics here and here (andrew's cam, much better quality. DL fast, not going to be there forever).

POP is only a very small step in NS life. However, it seemed to take forever. I wonder when will I ever ORD.

Bye Tekong!

2009-06-06T11:14:00.002+08:00

I am going to POP on Wednesday.

Now that BMT is going to come to an end, I am starting to miss my life here in Tekong. I am surely going to miss all my bunk mates and the things we do here in Tekong. My commanders are great people as well and I am definately going to miss their kindness and friendliness. I sure hope that my future commanders are going to be as kind and understanding as them.

BMT has surely taught me how to be a more efficient person. Hopefully it will help me be a lot more punctual in the civilian world. But so far I am still late most of the time la.

Now I feel a little lost as the road ahead seems so uncertain now. I hope I will be able to get great bunkmates that I have now. Better yet I hope that William will still be my buddy!

BYEBYE

Field Camp Journal

2009-05-10T12:20:00.001+08:00

Day 1

Tearing me away from the bed today was excruciating. I was tired as I didn’t sleep well, afraid of what was to come. My breakfast sucked. I felt really saddened by the lousy breakfast that morning. Being the “last meal” I really hoped it was something nice. I remember once they had roti pratas for Vegetarians! It was damn good la. But that morning I just heard bread, white bread. To top things up, they didn’t have tea that morning. I really like drinking tea, so I really craved for it for the whole field camp. I am drinking hot tea as I am writing this now :D

The 8km road march was ok. I was surprised I was actually enjoying the road march itself. However when I reached the camp site, I realized I was starting to lose steam fast. I couldn’t stand the sun, the heat and the dirt. And it was really starting to get to me.

The lessons were also very torturous, having to constantly fight against ‘Z’ monster. The sun was also making me feel really frustrated. I really felt like exploding. I couldn’t take heat. I’d rather run 10km in an air-conditioned gym on the treadmill rather than running 1 km in my SBO under the hot sun.

Going to bed, or rather Basha tent, was surprisingly easy for me. Being really tired, I just felt straight to bed though I still wasn’t quite use to sleeping on uneven grounds. Little did I know that I was already sleeping in the 5-star accommodation in field camp till I got to sleep in my shell scrape

Day 2

Today was actually quite ok. Having got a little more used to the heat and the dirt. I was really happy when it rained in the morning, thinking that it’ll cool the weather down a bit. Moreover, raining means Cat1 and Cat1 means a little more sleep time. I enjoyed eating the butter cookies except that the combat rations really sucked. Then I went to shit in the wilds for the first time of my life! After finishing my business, looking back into the shit hole and covering my shit up, I felt like a dog.

Then the commanders started to fuck us more and more. Perhaps they are trying to make us better soldiers, but to be honest I was quite pissed by the way we are being treated. Getting pumped in our SBO, after much strenuous activity plus having little rest was no joke. However, it was then that I started to realize the importance of ensuring Singapore to be safe and free. If soldiers at the forefront were not able to uphold simple things like field discipline, we will be really tortured in the hands of our aggressors in the event of wars.

Day 3

Sentry duty sucked. And it was really stupid as well, because the other sentry prowled the opposite direction, every time we crossed paths we have to ask them to halt and say their part of the passwords. We had to keep doing that because we won’t sure in the dark if they were our section mates or commanders. Which I thought was quite stupid, if we kept saying it, wouldn’t the enemy nearby hear it?

Anyway, the turn out in the morning sucked even more. The only good thing that happened throughout the day was that I didn’t change into admin attire as the RO said. I stayed in my long 4, hence changing into my SBO was quite manageable. But I started to feel worse when the commanders kept shouting. It was kind of intimidating. And I suppose that was the one of the many difference between JC students and the other recruits. We were not used to people shouting at us when we’ve done nothing wrong. Moreover if someone did shout at us, we’ll always try to talk our way out.

Coming to the army made me realized that once a mistake was made no matter what the reason, one had to accept his mistake and take the punishment like a man – because in wars, mistakes can prove to be fatal.

Day 4

After all the tactical road march, digging the shell scrape was getting frustrating. Then I started to wonder how those murderers managed to dig a really deep hole to bury a whole corpse inside. Maybe because they didn’t have to guard their rifles, so it might have made it easier for them to dig. But digging really is harder than I thought.

Speaking of guarding rifles, my rifle got stunned! Sigh…

After knowing that I got confinement, I felt really bad. My only motivation was the weekend ahead. And now my motivation dropped by 100%. I didn’t know that Vesak Day was on Saturday, so I thought I wouldn’t get to go out until next Friday. Moreover I didn’t know that confinement didn’t include Sundays as well. And so I started crying and I am not afraid to admit it. Under the helmet and the camo my tears fell silently. It pains me even more when the section 3 people kept discussing about what to eat and where to go during weekend. What went thru my mind was “fuck them la, ma de”. And it wasn’t as if they didn’t know I got confined.

I was quite affected by my confinement until my “Aiya-wat-eff-la” attitude kicked in. Which I realized such attitudes that were not helpful for the course of A’ Levels turns out to be the most life saving attitude you can have in the army. Because when you aren’t able to think positive, the next best thing is to think nothing. And it worked. I just kept hacking and hacking, and slowly, I am starting to see my shell scrape taking form. And then I realized it wasn’t as bad as I thought it out to be and for the first time, I could actually see myself completing it.

Then the letters came. I had three letters!! Technically, I had 4 la. Cause one of the envelopes had two. Haha!!! I was really happy. I was deeply touched when I was suddenly showered by love and concern of my family members. I was just wondering if my sister had told my best friend and other friends, would I spend the rest of my day trying to read all my letters? Hahaha

It became really motivating for me. Though I was still somewhat sluggish in my movements, I still managed to keep my mind on track and to finish what I had started.

Day 5

When I woke up this morning, I felt as if my right arm was ready to tear away from me. The awkward sleeping position, the many stones in shell scrape. I am already drooling upon looking at the Basha every night I go to sleep. If only it could rain all night long.

Because I had injured my left arm, I had to use my right arm for pretty much everything. I had to do a one and a half hand pumping every time we got pumped, the half hand being my left which only proved to be useful for supporting my body weight by unable to neither lower myself down nor push myself up. Digging the shell scrape using only my right hand was hard work as well, blisters were already forming underneath the thick engineering gloves.

The prickly heat and my itchy scalp was also giving me hell. Whenever and “itch attack” came, I just felt like exploding. And the mosquito bites were damn itchy as well. How the fuck did they managed to bite through my uniform, and in certain cases, thru both my uniform and my underwear. Fuck them.

Day 6

The last night of field was unbearable. My heat rash had come to an unbearable level. I couldn’t sleep all night. My head was itchy, my back had thousands of needles pricking me and I looked up at the beautiful but lonely moon, taking pity on myself, thinking of why I have to serve.

In the day, everything past in a blur, and before we know it, we were already on our way running towards the ferry terminal. When I reached Pasir Ris, everything seemed surreal. Everything felt so colorful and comfortable. I felt warmth and happiness looking at fat girls wearing all the colours on her large surface area. Wow this world is beautiful. On my way home on the cab, I looked up to the same full moon, I thought back at my days in the field camp, it was really an experience I would never forget, but for now do not show me anymore greens and mud colored objects.

BYEBYE

Please sponsor a child today.

2009-03-25T13:44:00.009+08:00

Please click here to sponsor a child.

For just 45SGD each month, you'll be able to change a child's life.

Remember, you have the power to impact the life of one child unless you make a choice not to.

Because life for children should never be like this...

emo lingo, very hard for me to communicate the many things I still have yet to say. Hope that made you sponsor a child, I spent half an hour typing that four lines! And another 15 minutes contemplating whether I should write further, worried that I'll spoil the seriousness of this entry.

Many times when problems seem too complicated or unsolvable, we'll just try to avoid them altogether. This is the same for issues like world poverty and HIV/AIDS crisis. The most common explanation for such atrocities is that individuals feel powerless against such global issues, passing them off as being "too complicated". I would say that people that believe in such explanation are people that tend to appeal more towards the kindness of people. However, I prefer to see things from the darker side.

In the current global financial crisis, the worst since The Great Depression, the problem is much more widespread (hence the word "global") and probably much more complicated than extreme poverty, it is still very much possible to be resolved in the next half a decade, tops. But for extreme poverty, it has been there since like what, the expulsion of Adam and Eve from The Garden of Eden? And now it's pretty much still unresolved.

For a problem so severe, in which 36 million of lives are lost each year due to starvation which accounts for a whooping 58% of number of deaths worldwide, why is it still happening? Of which, 6 million lives lost are those of young children. You must know that starvation is an extremely excruciating way to die. After the human body uses up the food reserves, it begins to literally eat itself up, breaking down muscle tissues and vital organs in exchange for energy, just so the body lives for another second, awaiting for a chance of survival to be given by their lucky counterparts living in wealthy nations.

So why are such problems still persisting, really? It is because such problems do not directly affect the people of the developed world, the people who have the power make a difference. Hence in the event of being retrenched, and still living relatively comfortably with retrenchment benefits, ex-gratia payments and savings, compared to strangers (oh, millions of them btw) starving to death, it is perfectly justifiable that one deems the global financial crisis deserves much more attention.

I am not saying that the global financial crisis is not worth the attention. It is vital that the global economy gets back up on it feet as it affects the livelihood of everyone and things could turn really ugly (like anarchy in developing countries) should the economy falls into yet another Great depression.

What I am trying to convey is that World Poverty deserves much more attention. It would be ideal if governments would savage the World Poverty situation like they are doing for the economic situations.

It is because that individuals might be powerless over such global issues that we'll need to stand together to give our support to our brothers and sisters in Sub-Saharan Africa and all of the world that needs help.

I cannot emphasize more that these people really need our help. I mean c'mon la, in the video they are so super sad their children songs are like "My father, my mother have died of AIDS. My sister, my brother have died of AIDS..." and other popular songs include "All the people... All the people are dying...". Ok I am not going to lie about this, but when I heard that on the radio, I burst out laughing. It was like the epitome of black humour. I felt bad after that ok. But it's still downright damn funny.

Oh and Earth Hour is coming! You can lend your support by voting Earth over Global Warming. Remember it's Earth Hour is coming this Saturday march 28th, 8:30-9:30pm!

Switch off the lights byotches!

... and have hot and steamy sex!! Haha, I mean what better to do during an hour of darkness right?

Yoga your way to health

2009-02-28T23:29:00.004+08:00

(Updated: Who knew I'd be doing a whole lot of this in NS?)

Having some difficulties.

The instructor which looks real healthy! Moreover she's damn thin!

All in all it was fun and it was a really good, healthy workout!

Blog post by Mimi Chan here!

BYEBYE

Left4Dead

2009-01-28T14:14:00.002+08:00

Oh man, L4D is damn fun.

I am looking for L4d khakis. If it happens that you play L4D too, please contact me.

For those who haven't started playing L4D, this vid may get you interested. It's the multiplayer co-op game of the year!

This is a funny fan-made vid.

BYEBYE! I am going to play L4D already.

The dullest blog. Ever.

2008-12-28T08:07:00.007+08:00

Forgot to let you guys in on this blog which many of you may or may not read before.

The Dullest Blog

(Note: I got the address wrong before. This is the correct one.)

Hmm.. I wonder if I got the address correct. There used to be much more posts. It's either he took if off, or I got the add wrong.

Here's my take on writing a dullest entry:

Mosquito

I was watching television the night before. A mosquito was flying around my face. I was not at peace. I looked at the pesticide at the corner of the living room. I calculated the energy needed to get up/walk to the pesticide/bent down/pick it up/standup/walk back/kill mosquito. Not to mention I have to make another journey back to place the pesticide. Then I compared it to the energy usage if I just lifted my hands and smack the mosquito to its death. However, I was taken aback by the high probability of missing it and having to spend extra energy to make another killer move. Thus negating the incentives of choosing this method of killing the mosquito over the usage of pesticide. As I took a greater step in calculating the probabilty of missing, the mosquito had gone missing. My mind was at peace again.

BYEBYE

Korean eyes.

2008-11-25T15:07:00.004+08:00

I have a burning question.

Why are the eyes of Korean girls SOOOO big and the eyes of Korean boys SOOOO small?

What happens when big eyed and small eyed parents get married and have babies?

Unless the size of eye lids are of sex-linked inheritance, I really have no other explanations for this.

BYEBYE

奶奶生日快乐！

2008-11-11T22:33:00.005+08:00

Today I went shopping with Meiting to buy a birthday present for my grandmother.In the end I got this bag for her.

Thank you Meiting for shopping with me today! I am so sorry 我害你没能赶到机场替你的偶像接机. Lol, cause I spent 30% of the time shopping for my grandma's present and 70% for my stuff.

PAISEH!

祝贺奶奶七十大寿！！！

2008-11-02T06:48:00.000+08:00

A Levels' is the worst Halloween nightmare of my life.

Art.

2008-10-31T12:15:00.003+08:00

Pablo Picasso's 'Massacre in Korea' (1951; in the Musée Picasso, Paris)

Chuan once said : "Art is but a high class protrayal of nonsense. However, it is this nonsense that helps inject logic into this illogical world."

Hotel 626

2008-10-29T08:14:00.002+08:00

www.hotel626.com
Yet another scary game. You could only "check in" between 6 pm to 6am.

I am going to miss going to school.
Miss singing the college anthem.

Who knew the college anthem had its MTV as well?

Class of 1956

2008-09-05T10:37:00.008+08:00

Ever wondered if you or your friends suited the retro look? I certainly did.
Lol. Ikuta Toma in the 1960s.
Even Junior enjoys the retro look.
Lol, I went to zhng Pikachu as well.
Not to mention Retro Kitty.

Go ahead Yearbook Yourself and your friends!

BYEBYE

Happy Teachers' Day

2008-08-29T23:14:00.001+08:00

ARGH!!! I was late for school today!!! When I reach school all the teachers left already la! Where are all the cabs when I need them most lo. I waited real long for the cab to come. Anyway I overslept because I was studying the whole night lo, so couldn't wake up in the morning. I suppose now all my tutors think that I am some heartless, unthankful and ungrateful student.

So in the end I only managed to give 1 pack of my chocolates to Miss Karen Ng, then still got 5 more tutors I didn't mangage to give. Damn sian is like next week give no teachers' day feel le.

Aiyah, regardless,

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY

:'(

BYEBYE

Are you an Insectivore?

2008-08-27T02:53:00.005+08:00

Someone just sent me this website and this is one of their products, an Antlix Lollipop.

Here's the description;

£3.75 GBP
CONTAINS EDIBLE BLACK ANTS
SAID TO CONTAIN ENERGY GIVING ENZYMES
SUGAR FREE
A Peppermint flavoured lollipop, which contains real farm raised ants!The Ants are specially bred Polyrachis Black Ants, and they have a spicy peppery taste similar to chilli peppers, Ants are said to be good for giving you an energy boost, and the peppermint is great for freshening your breath. This is one of our tastiest lolly’s and also perhaps one of the less daunting to try. So go ahead you may be pleasantly surprised.

Fuck and it costs 3.75 pounds. What the heck, I can go Sheng Shiong buy Chupa Chups lollipops and open the wrapper and put on the floor what. Days later, there will be lots of ants, worms and maybe cockroach, gosh, it's so fresh and furthermore I only charge fifty cents.

As if that's not bad enough, check this out:

Omg, I am going to barf soon. This is a bottle of Giant Hornet's Honey. What the hell, I only want the honey, and they came with the mother fucking huge hornet.

Product description:

£22.00 GBP
HORNET RELEASES ENERGY GIVING ENZYMES INTO THE HONEY
WHEN CONSUMED IT HAS A PICK ME UP EFFECT
FARMED BY A SWEET OLD JAPANESE LADY IN KYUSHU ISLAND
This is a completely incredible product – literally! The Giant Japanese Hornet is the largest species of wasp in the world, and it contains special enzymes in its body which are reputed to increase strength and energy levels. Giant Japanese Hornets have one of the most incredible stamina’s of any living creature and this stamina can be temporarily passed into the system of those who consume it. In fact, so certain are the Japanese of its properties, that the Japanese athletes consumed Giant Hornet enzymes before competing in the 2000 Olympic games – we’re not sure whether it helped them win any medals though! This honey is collected in a farm on a remote Island in Southern Japan, the hornet is placed on a needle to enable the enzymes in its body to be released into the honey. The honey is very fluid and tastes delicious, somewhat like honey that has been mixed with port or brandy. We suggest that you drink this honey neat with your favorite alcoholic beverage, but you may if you wish use it as you would any other honey. It may just give you that extra get up and go you were looking for!
CLASS: INSECTA
ORDER: HYMENOPTERA
SPECIES: VESPA MANDARINA
ORIGIN: JAPAN

Oh and they also sell Civet Coffee. This one I've heard before. Basically, it's coffee beans which is harvested from the droppings of Civets.

Well... if you are interested in other products like Lizard Wine and Chocolate coated Giant Ants, then you may wish to visit their website.

Guess what is the name of their company, it's Edible... really?

BYEBYE

Iris

2008-08-27T01:36:00.006+08:00

Anyway here's one of the many funny, and sometimes strange, conversations with Karel.

Me: "Wait a while huh, I sms Iris see what time the bus come."

Karel: "Oh she will reply and tell you what time the bus come one arh?"

Me: "Yeah."

Me: "..."

Me: "She?? Why is Iris a She?? It's a machine leh."

Karel: "Oh gosh I didn't know leh! I was telling yh to sms Iris to check the bus timing and that she will sms back one."

Me: "Wa lau if Iris is a human then she will be damn tired la!! Have to sms to the whole Singapore lo."

(Then I thought to myself, if so, then they must hire that Singaporean who won the world record for the fastest sms typist.)

Oh yeah talking about interesting conversations, here's another one with Nathan, my tutee.

Me: "Ok, I give you an example, let's say Tom Dick and Harry have a total of 10 apples, then..."

Nathan: **evil grins**

Me: "Why what's so funny?"

Nathan: **giggles**

Me: "Dick is it?"

Nathan: "No." **evil grins**

Me: "Then?"

Nathan: "Tom Hairy Dick."

Me: "..."

Nathan: "noob."

(Then I thought to myself, "Oh yeah hor, how come when I was young I only laugh at Dick never laugh at Harry Dick.")

Anyway, adding to my lists of stupid accidents, I just had one on this double decked SBS bus yesterday. I was at the upper deck, then when I alighting, I knocked my head against the ceiling when I was at the stairs (which is lower near the stairs, which is weird cause I have never been anywhere tall enough to hit the ceiling), damn hard and damn loud. That was not the worst, cause I was holding the pole and my hand was just at the location where to bell was, when my head hit the ceiling, I squeezed the pole and pressed the bell accidentally. Gosh, si bei paiseh la. It's like I hit my head and simultaneously, there's the "ding-dong". Damn stupid.

BYEBYE

JC2 07S310

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I was giving tuition today.

Me: So Nathan do you understand???

Nathan: ... ...

Me: So you don't understand???

Nathan: ... ...

Me: What do you not understand???

Nathan: ... ...

Me: ... ...

Kids nowadays... sigh... Money getting harder and harder to earn by the day.

必胜！

2008-07-18T17:29:00.012+08:00

I wrote a little sth a few days ago on the piece on paper stuck on one of the study benches.

Miss Lai 赔钱赔钱！Lol.

Anyway after the bloody MYE, I realised that in JC it's a do or die battle and I am not even kidding. So I made myself a study altar which will aid me in this bloody battle.

Basically, I made a very cost-efficient whiteboard using wrapping plastic sheet. mahjong paper and some duct tape. Assuming that the costs of duct tape are negligible and you should already have it at home, it only costs $1 to make such a big ass whiteboard which would otherwise cost you around $30++.

"Do or Die" spirit.

Like the importance of have a college vision and motto, I find it just as important to have the correct mentality on several issues... for which I find that it may be helpful for you as well.

Hence, I wrote down this list of encouraging, or maybe not so encouraging, ideologies. And this ideologies are basically arguments between myself and my inner self (in red ink).

So anyway, here was what I wrote:

"OMG la... I HATE GP LA!!!" (this voice keeps resonating in my mind when I write my GP essays."
"There can be miracles when you believe" "Yeah right, continue on with your revision."
"And then a hero comes along with the strength to carry ~~on.....~~ CAMPBELL AND SMACK IT ON YOUR HEAD REAL HARD. You deserved it."
"There is always time for KBOX right???:D" "SURE!!! How about singing your sorrows after you fail your A Levels'??? :D"
"d-d transition? What the hell is that???" " You know U-U transition?? arh, that will explain the transition between your Prelims and A Level's result."

Sigh... Anyway, I find that my concentration span is too short. And I think that is the reason why I am doing badly in my studies. There's like a lot of things going through my mind and I am usually overwhelmed with a lot of random questions that I need some time to think about. Also, I find it extremely excruciating at times to sit at the same location for like 45 mins. I can't stand it sometimes I feel like exploding. Also, during exam, the examiner always distracts me. I will keep thinking about what the examiner is thinking, is s/he like very bored or sth and who s/he is looking at. Things like that. And also I will wonder why the person beside me writes with such small handwriting and that s/he should really stop flipping the papers so nosily and should invest in pens and correction that don't make any noise. Don't you just hate those people using those stationaries in exam??? Then I have to wonder why they have never thought about such things again. Oh and I also get distracted by girls who have big ass pencil case that keeps a whole array of the same pen of different colours. I didn't know you have to draw the various spectrum of colours in a Biology exam.

Either ways, to eliminate my trash and random thoughts, I will drink this lemon drink which I usually do everyday.

It is super suan, at least for me it is la. And the suaness keeps me concentrated. So whenever I lose concentration, I choose to torture myself this way. Anyway, it is now sold out. I hope the school stocks it up again quickly, If not I hope the school can turn on the power supply for the vending machines behind the canteen as well as it also sells this drink but it is always out of electricity.

Anyway, just to clarify, the person in the Fa-kayu video is not me.

BYEBYE

LHS = RHS (QED)

2008-07-10T22:00:00.001+08:00

See, I told y'all I could prove it. I might even prove it via mathematical induction.

wrong, unlucky day.

2008-07-05T23:00:00.004+08:00

Friday was a bad day for both P and I.

First her heel broke and she went walking around school like this till we got to the locker to change her shoes.

HAHHA damn funny i tell you. she was walking around tip-toed, trying her best to look as natural as possible. Natually as a girl, we fake things well. So no one suspected anything and a bunch of guys even wanted to come over to talk to us till we went into the lift. hahahahha

Go P!

these are the shoes she changed into. :D
And miss P got a cut on her ankle. :( get well soon sweetie!

this is the super cool Subcrew REACT cap. its S's cap.

Subcrew is a streetwear label based in Hong Kong produced by Hong Kong celebrity, skateboarder and rapper Sam Lee.

This is EDC wearing his very own CLOT INC shirt CLOT Royal with Subcrew's WFTFS cap :D

xoxo

Appenis

2008-07-03T13:33:00.006+08:00

They finally found the "Forbidden Fruit" that Adam and Eve ate. No wonder Eve couldn't resist. Haha.

Freaking obscene. Must be genetically modified apple. I shall be named it scientifically as apple penis, but to simplify things we can just call it appenis.

"An appenis a day, keeps the doctor away!! :D" Lol.

BYEBYE

[Source: http://oneluggage.blogspot.com/2008/07/apple-that-adam-and-eve-ate.html]

Chuan's Guide to Life - Examinations

2008-07-02T02:02:00.008+08:00

How to flung your papers in style 101 -

Running up to the examiner and eating the paper in front of him/her.

Running up to the examiner and forcing him/her to eat the paper in front of you.

Fart.

And use that flammable gas to set fire to your exam paper and subsequently the desk, hall, building...

Start taking out Satanic ornaments from your pencil case, drawing the star on your desk using a white chalk, and perform Satanic rituals.

Bring out your ancestral urns placing them on your desk and talk to them during regular intervals. Conversations may include sth like "祖母啊,要保佑小川考试及格hor!!!" and start to burn some joss sticks.

Bring out Guan Yin Ma and the cup where they put all the lots and start to 求签 to predict the outcome for your exam.

Start to practice yoga on your desk and ignore the examiner when he/she start to shout at you.

Ask the examiner for a piece of every 30 seconds. When the examiner offers to give you many papers at one shot, argue that you need some space on your table. When the examiner asks why you need so much paper, start digging out the many completed paper origami under your desk and show it to him/her.

Request to go to the toilet. Come back 1 min later and tell your examiner that the toilet has no toilet paper and then ask your examiner for toilet paper. When he/she says that they don't have, go to the toilet again with your exam paper.

Tips for individual subjects

For General Paper, answer using Chinese. End off with a "Dear tutor, I know you hate Chinese. Now you understand how I feel for English."

For Maths Paper, start keying in vulgarities on your calculator and keep showing them to your examiners when they walk pass. When they ask you what are you doing, show them your Maths script with the following algebraic equation "S * L * U * T = (B * I * T * C * H ) x (W * H * O * R * E)/(F * U * C * K)" and answer with the most innocent expression, "I am trying to solve my augmented matrix". Also you can consider combining the use of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Tamil as well as Greek numerals for your Maths paper. For your statistics paper, always start your paper by informing your marker what he/she is in for by calculating the probability of your passing your Maths paper which follows a Poisson Distribution of mean (o). End off your paper by telling them that Siméon Denis Poisson was an atheist and the study of Poisson is against your religion.

For Economics Paper, commence the paper by throwing lots of money around and screaming with passion "MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!". When the examiner comes to calm you down, demand for a credit card, ceteris paribus.

For Biology, at the question "List the chemical processes involved in digestion", just regurgitate your breakfast over the space provided. However, please do not do so for "List the process of sexual reproduction." as the space provided is never sufficient. And for your evolution essay, write about X-men. DO NOT write spider man, he didn't evolve, he freaking got beaten by a mutated spider, which you can write about for mutation essays. When writing about Ecology, think Captain Planet.

For Chemistry, don't even bother touching the paper. It's so difficult it's impossible to pass. The faint sight of the questions within causes an individual to undergo depression. Hence, when your examiner asks you to check your script, DON'T. Just attempt your MCQ by drawing slots from the Guan Yin Ma cup. When your Chem tutors finally discover your behavior and demands that your attempt the questions, open to the page where they test your on paracetamol and stuff the paper in your mouth and then tell your teachers your head is about to explode and asks them when can they finally set questions like calculate the Mr of oxygen gas.

Anyway, I am glad to announce that Mid Year Exams are finally over!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAH!!! The whole MYE felt sucky for me as I didn't prepare for it and studying the night before really didn't help. It felt sucky to go and take exams that you know you will fail no doubt.

ARGH!!!! I wasted like 1 hr trying to upload some pictures. For some reason the blogger picture uploader doesn't work and I can't remember both the username and password for flickr and photobucket. Damn it, I need a those IT savvy people to appear like they use to whenever I need them because instructions given thru msn and on the phone doesn't work for me. Going to slp le. BYEBYE

ebony & ivory

2008-07-01T21:56:00.002+08:00

girlies of my class!

We came clad in ebony and ivory for schol today!

its an all black and white theme.

Gorgeous, pretty girls!

MWA!

Comme des Vuitton

2008-06-28T23:40:00.002+08:00

What happens when M's favourites team up and collaborate?

Louis Vuittion & Comme des Garcons!

In an extraordinary collaboration, Louis Vuitton, the ultimate French luxury brand, and Rei Kawakubo of Comme des Garçons, the ultimate fashion rebel, will open a joint Tokyo store in September — an ephemeral three-month space where six one-off bags, designed by Kawakubo in LV monogram pattern, can be ordered by shoppers.

Yves Carcelle, chairman and CEO of Louis Vuitton, sitting front row at Kawakubos’ show on Friday, said that he was approached by Comme and considers the project a fine way to celebrate 30 years since Vuitton first opened in Tokyo.

Backstage, Kawakubo said that memory of her excitement at the arrival of Parisian luxury in Japan in 1978, resulted in this unlikely idea of the new design duo creating the store within the Comme des Garçons shop off Omotesando.

For Comme acolytes, this move will be considered either as sleeping with the enemy — or a brilliant and imaginative partnership.

Kawakubo has re-designed the entire Comme des Garçons store on Kottodori, Omotesando for the Vuitton project. Carcelle says that LV is investing in the store, and that any financial profits will be divided.

Although there have been many recent collaborations between ‘high’ and ‘low’ fashion, starting with Karl Lagerfeld’s mini collection for fast fashion store H & M, this meld is different, since it involves a beacon of individuality with a company at the heart of corporate luxury management, as part of the LVMH (Moet Hennessy Louis Vuitton) group.

Carcelle said that Marc Jacobs, artistic director of Louis Vuitton, admired Comme des Garçons and was an enthusiastic supporter of the idea of a joint venture.

“It is impossible to overstate Rei Kawakubo’s influence on modern fashion,” Jacobs said in a prepared statement, ‘I find it wonderful to think that 30 years ago, this immense talent, someone who has inspired so many others, was inspired by Louis Vuitton.”

Kawakubo described her designs as ‘party’ bags, promising multi-handles or two handles morphing into one. All will use the Monogram toile, with the LV initials, and the offerings will hark back to the styles of 30 years when Vuitton made only bags and leather goods.

Source from The Moment by Suzy Menkes
Suzy Menkes is fashion editor at the International Herald Tribune

Look Out!

2008-06-28T23:31:00.002+08:00

Guess what people?

Michelle Chua finally applied for her driving license!!

It is overrated but hey, not everyone gets to apply for a driving license ok?

Watch out, the wheels and roads are mine!

long expired pictures and updates!

2008-06-25T23:13:00.003+08:00

hello hawt readers!

late pictures from the past week.
on 18th June which is, my 18th :)
they had it all planned out and i was so foolish and retarded to not notice why they were avoiding me so bad just to gimme a surprise.
hahahha i felt damn stupid but yeah, it was worth it baby!
i loved the surprises and i love all of you!!!!! :D:D:D

they got me the Onitsuka i wanted damn badly!!
hohoho we went to O Cha Cha then to Shokudo and then to Carousel which is at Royal Plaza @ Scotts!!!
the place which is so damn fabulous, all hail the glamour the hotel exudes!

pictures without elaboration!

do not look my best but doesnt matter, Carousel is too good to be true.

i'm gonna do brunch one day there too!!!
with an Audrey Hepburn theme. :D

and Chuan, dont be discouraged, its a step away. work hard!!! *hug*

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I am so sick of JC. I hate it. I really do. I am sick of studying so many things that are totally irrelevant in my everyday life. I mean I don't need to know poisson distribution to do business right? Neither do I need to understand electrochemistry. Fuck A levels. What's the big deal about going Uni anyway? After all the rich will always remain rich, and people like us will always have to fight among ourselves and work our ass off for those with lots of $$$$ while they sit back and enjoy life. If I had other alternatives, I would definitely leave JC.

Another 5 months worth of misery I guess. Someone save me from this form of "academic slavery".

have a great laugh!

2008-06-13T19:05:00.001+08:00

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

2008-06-11T12:06:00.002+08:00

when you set yourself a goal or a target. you fucking hell follow it.

when i set myself a target to thrust into the not-that-fun-loving single life, i broke my own rules.

i lied to myself that everything would be ok and things would go the way i want. i would not be a slave to love, to men. i will not resort to weakening myself by falling in love.

but how? its so difficult. love is all around yet love is so far.
love is cynical and love in unreal. isn't it?

love is superficial and based on sex.
but i once believed that love is true and magical.
am i the fool playing with love or is love playing with me instead?

i dont know how to tell him how much i missed him but fuck that, after all the shit that happened? i will forget him either later or very soon. he isn't the best even after i forgave every little detail i hate. if love is this one-sided, why love?

it has got me thinking about how any couple can make a pact of marriage so scared and manage to stay together. (then divorce)
but staying together might be for the kids, for money, for fame and for everything ever made.

ever made.
i still dont believe if love was ever made, it cannot be lost, forgotten and forsaken.

don't go.

2008-06-08T17:42:00.003+08:00

Guys to ponder:

What would you do when you're single for so long, you stop believing in love?

What would you do when you're attached to someone and she's so much richer than you?

What would you do if she buys you lots of expensive stuff?

What about if all you can offer is some cheap love and hope she's down-to-earth enough to accept and embrace your effort?

What if she finds your love cheap?

too cheap for her royal taste?

When you tried so hard to tell her how much you love her and how much you're willing to work for her, she tells you straight in your face that she only digs guys that are hot and rich?

Is love all that superficial?

Is love grown based on questions like

"how would I appear in front of my friends if I show them my pretty/ugly gf?"

"would bringing her out boost my social status?"

"would I still love her despite her ugly past?"

"is she everything pretty and glitzy like poster girls?"

oh my, i'm like so sick of typing all these shit about love. i'll continue another day.

till then, i hope love takes a toll on you like how it did for the roaches.

see ya bitches!

THE NEW HYPE

2008-05-26T00:05:00.005+08:00

In case you haven't got a hang of this juicy news,

Agent Provacateur x MINI Clubman

British car manufacturers, MINI has teamed up with popular lingerie makers Agent Provocateur .

Agent Provocateur's involvement includes the complete customization of MINI's most recent model, the Clubman. Aside from aesthetics, the interior has also been replaced to reflect the racy nature of AP.

forget mini cooper,

Wouldn't you love to ZHNG your MINI into this baby?

MINI also teamed up with Onitsuka Tiger to give you the new :

Mini x Onitsuka Tiger R55.

Onitsuka Tiger collaborated with Mini on the R55 to celebrate the release of the Mini Clubman. The shoes come in three colorways: white, silver, and dark blue.

Various design elements of the shoes are inspired by the design of the Clubman itself, with the front of the shoes made to look like the grille of the car or the rounded heel shaped for the pedaling movement while driving the car.

cited from hypebeast.

I'm so gonna get myself a Tiger. :D

you know you love these. XOXO

The Life of Roaches

2008-05-25T01:06:00.003+08:00

to add to the grandeur of my grand start to THB,
here it is.
the irritating couple roach that was having sex on my bro's bed.
pardon the awful bedsheet. mainpoint is, this roaches are like super disgusting. they were having sex and i wonder why there isn't any humping movements?? (super bimbotic but isn't sex in the animal kingdom all the same?) so anyways, i was inqusitive and i continued observing them. after like 15mins of anti-climax, i decided to use a newspaper to scare the roaches. when i tried making some wind to scare them, they scurried (no, scurried is too cute to be used on roaches) and wiggled (yes, literally!) and ooh they ran with such hurry. the amazing thing is, they "ran" with their bodies still joined together. oh my god. can't sex wait till next time? isnt living more important???
oh well, that explains why they're still alive since prehistoric times.

you know you love me, xoxo. (GG)

2008-05-23T11:20:00.003+08:00

Anyway I bought this correction tape the other day at popular. Damn cute. It has this reflective surface that you can check yourself out while making corrections. This cute little thing cares about the environment as it is refillable as well!! Next time when someone asks me for correction tape I can proudly whip this out and go like "Na!". I rmb my last correction tape was this ugly and greenish in colour and old fashion. And because it is 10 metres in length I can't seem to finish using it and I think it's a waste of resources if I just decided to throw it away. Finally, after 6 long months I have finally finished using that old correction tape.

For those who constantly tries to build up an array of stationary that stands out from the crowd, rmb to add this to your collection which is priced at S$4 which can be purchased at all Popular bookstores. If you are residing overseas, you can purchase it via the Pentel website. The model no. is: ZTF5.

And no this is not advertorial, I just thought that this correction tape looked really good.

BYEBYE

2008-05-22T20:03:00.002+08:00

For those whom received my mail about my blog please help me notify those whom I have left out because I had deleted a lot of contacts out of my msn acc. and my email was created rather late and I have lost a lot of contacts as well. Oh and my new email is leechuan@live.com.sg .

Will try to check up with all of you when I have the time.. And for those in S9, I will see all of you REAL soon!!!! WAHAHAHHA.

Oh and there will be another blogger appearing in this blog. Stay tuned!!!

BYEBYE

Gift wrap

2008-05-20T00:43:00.001+08:00

Usually when I buy presents, I would either throw it to the gift wrap girl(which always seems grumpy, I don't know why also) or mimi chan to help me wrap. Anyway, when I got the gift, I forgot to ask the person to wrap for me. Then I called mimi ytd to ask her to see if she can bring home some wrapping paper or box from the raffles city concierge. But when I called her, she had already left rc. And when I called her today again, the same thing happened, she had already left rc. So I can only make do with the few wrapping papers I have left at home. The colour of the wrapping paper is fine, but I don't think it really suits the present inside and it certainly doesn't suit the person I am giving it to. Either ways I have no choice right?

Oh and that stupid mimi. When she got home I ask her to wrap my present, wait until 12 midnight still havent wrap for me la! Got boyfriend don't have brother liao. Idoit. So late already she still at bf house. And mimi stop calling me pian tai and xiao hua nor asking me to xin hua nu fang. I kill you. Oh and by the way for those who don't know, my sister's bf is my neighbour. By neighbour I mean just next door. So all the girls and guys go date your neighbour. No need to worry about catching the night rider nor calling cab (midnight charge - OUCH). Furthermore you don't have to make an effort to send your gf home/pursuade your bf to send you home etc. Plus you can also make one of those man-made walkie talkie (you know those that has two cups connected by a string) to communicate with each other. SAVE $$$ which would otherwise be spent on phone bills. You want 3G phone calling? Just go and stand outside and talk through the window la. Got smell somemore, 4G.

So anyway I thought she wouldn't be back home until around like three plus so I think I can only rely on myself then. Damn it la, I totally forgot how to gift wrap le. The other time me and mt learnt how to wrap presents when we were working together at rc. So being totally clueless I went to youtube to learn how to gift wrap. I followed the first few steps and got totally clueless when I started to fold the sides. Then from then I decided to let my creativity take charge. If I am not wrong this is my first time wrapping a present that will be eventually given to the person la! The other time at rc I wrap like 2 times which was totally not presentable and I decided to give up learning. I hate gift wrapping la, it's stupid. Next time someone else's bday I am just going to throw the present in layers of sheng siong plastic bags then bluff the person say I bought him/her sth from there.

It was difficult la I tell you. The paper kept rolling back into it's rod like shape and then I had to be really careful so as there won't be any creases and the paper just wouldn't fold the way I want it to. Usually I will give up at this point and go to slp, but with great determination and creativity, I ngair ngair fold and anyhow tear out the excess bits and tape here tape there and I finally manage to come up with something that looks presentable.
WAHAHA.. Cannot tell that it is not wrap by one of those gift wrap girls one right?? OH! Now I finally know why they are so grumpy. But I reckon they should appear cheerful cos when ppl go for gift wraps, they are usually quite happy.

But got one flaw la. I tore this bit a little too much and there's like this hole at the side.

Teeheehee, so proud of myself.

BYEBYE

2008-05-19T13:31:00.002+08:00

just to update from the previous post, I did sth stupid again. I wore my shirt inside out and I went out of my house. Luckily is just go my house opposite and HENG i decided not to go Mac (which is like 4 bus stops away) to have lunch. so paiseh. Now I know why so many girls were "checking me out" all at once.

Le Sigh.....

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Yesterday my cousins and I including my sister, went for a photo shoot before Joel goes to the army. It's really weird to smile for such a long time as the shoot took around 2 to 3 hours and at the end of it my checks felt really stiff. And the weird thing is if you don't smile with happy thoughts in your mind, you will be able to see from the eyes that the person is not genuinely smiling. Now I know what they mean by 眼笑嘴不笑. I wonder how the photos will turn out, hope to see the photos real soon.

Then after that we went to singapore swimming club for dinner, (ting aka mimi chan I still want equinox dinner). For which there was free flow salmon. The salmon in the picture is not that good. Ting say it's bitter and not sweet. But after like 5 mins, they took out another plate of salmon which looks way better as it is more orange in colour and it taste sweeter. But i wonder if anyone would take the head. Can cook yu tou mi fen what. In fact can cook salmon yu tou mi fen.

The head is like staring at you la. It's like saying "why are you eating mee!!!". Speaking of which, there are jap cuisine where they don't kill the salmon when you eat it. It's like still alive and breathing and then you just take the meat of it. Jap people say like that eat then fresh. I say that's sick. I will never eat anything that's alive.

Check out the kids menu.

Would you like to have a Liang Po Po?

Or would you rather have Power Puff Girls.

Ting chose to have liang po po which is essentially mee tai bak. It comes with a looney tunes bowl.

Oh and I tried to make ice-kachang that is worhty for me to name it something like "rainbow-paradise". Needless to say, I failed miserably. My ice-kachang is only worthy to call it "redhill" lo. If not I was thinking of calling it "bloody battlefield". In the end I decided to make salmon-kachang. Then can name it "bloody salmon".

Then we went for bowling. See the XXXX that's my score man.

Then we went pool which I lose miserably at.

BYEBYE.

WEEHEE

2008-05-08T06:20:00.002+08:00

I WON....

30 Dollars.

If I never rmb wrongly, this should be my first time ever taking money out from the biggest pool of money in Singapore -The Singapore Pools.

Though it's only 30 this time it's the start of something big. The next time will be 2.2 million buahahahha.

Meiting is a 赌鬼

2008-05-04T14:59:00.004+08:00

LOL Meiting is so going to kill me.

Anyway, yesterday I was staying over at Seeteng's house and I started playing Zany Bridge with Meiting at around 9 or 10 plus I think. When I finished playing at like 3 am. I thought Meiting had went to sleep as well. Until she sms me at like 10 am saying how she was pissed off with some guy who kicked her out of the game. And to think that I was so addicted with Viwawa. Meiting you can call this hotline liao:

1800-X-Gamble (1800-9-426253)

Lol.

I was so tired cause I didn't sleep at Seeteng's house and I actually fell asleep for 15 minutes at the bus stop outside her house. Bus 3 is soooooo slow lo. And so paiseh on the bus I seriously couldn't defeat the Zzzz Monster and fell asleep on the person beside me. And luckily he woke me up to ask me weather I am dropping here when it was the Pasir Ris Mrt stop. Anyway, I came back and coma-ed for like 9 hours cause I still had to wake up to give Michelle's brother tuition(think income).

When we were in the coffee club at white sands yesterday afternoon..

Hungry, so ate St's middle finger for lunch. She looks happy though.

I tell you St is afraid of cats. But not of cockroaches.
St says: "oh my god, why you all scared of cockroaches, I mean cats are way scarier la!"
Karel and I were petrified. Cause St's house is terrace ma, then is like this kind of private property comfirm got a lot of organisms such as roaches and lizards and bats(according to Michelle's experience where a bat flew in her house once) oh yeah and stupid birds that fly in but don't how to fly out. By living in such private property you are one step closer to the eco-system where roaches become your friends.

Photos taken by St, I wouldn't want to put myself near it.

And there are like 7 of them wondering around and their feelers are sick. I don't even want to talk about when they start to fly. How can God ever create something so digusting? It's useless anyway.

If it was my house I would buy an armagadon of pesticides and KILL the shit out of you.

Trust Baygon, their website claims that they protect the world. But I still hope that they can research on some pesticide where after it dies it somehow gets transported to the SI KA JUA dimension and we wouldn't have to get near it and dispose of it's disgusting corpse.

Ok, I really wanna shit. Have been holding it for 30 mins to write this shit. If not I can tell you more about how roaches is digusting. BYE!!

What if you die tomorrow?

2008-05-02T22:54:00.006+08:00

When I took green form today and I was filling in the book, I saw the previous person's reason for leaving college...

"Attend friend's funeral"

At first I didn't really gave much thought about it. I read the words but didn't really digested it until I was at the bus stop and I saw her taking a cab with a bouquet of flowers. And that was when I was shocked. Assuming that her friend should be around our age, cause I doubt her friend is any individuals age 70-90, I really felt that death might be much nearer than we assume it to be.

On the 58 bus that drives damn slow, I was thinking what I really wanted if I died. I realised that I didn't want anyone to forget me. I am so scared that one day some accident happened to me and I didn't really have the chance to leave any traces of my presence behind in this world. I want people to remember me. And by remember I don't mean like a 1 or 2 years. I want someone to wake up in the morning many years down the road and wished that they could spend another day with me.

Sometimes I feel that just by knowing that there's this someone, you really have the power to face anything in life. I guess any individual no matter how mentally strong, just need someone there to care for them or they will just crack one day.

Sometimes I feel like such care is like oxygen. Though you can respire anaerobically, how long can you survive before all your cells die due to lactate accumulation? At our current age, our basic "oxygen-source" should be from our parents I suppose. Sometimes, I like I am an anaerobic organism. And when I long for oxygen, I feel like I am being greedy. But isn't it fair that I want someone to care for me as well?

That aside... I was thinking when Christina was telling me that she can give me lots of paper houses, hand phones, credit card and all the paper money I want if I died cause her family does such business. Let me show you the house I wanna live after I die...

THE ISTANA!!!

Or the White house or something.. Just ask a friendly terrorist to write my name on the any pillar before they bomb down the whole place. Then technically speaking, IT'S MINE! BUAHHAHAHA.

Lol.

Oh yeah, and the yan long wang should seriously control the supply of hell notes. I bet there's like hyperinflation in hell la! Bloody hell their bank notes are all like trillions of dollars.

And I wonder if there's internet "downstairs". I think they got la, I mean, they got burn computers what. I hope they burn wireless routers as well and I want the Vaio laptop that James Bond was using in the recent movie. Speaking of which I saw them burning paper Indonesian maids. So sad la, Indonesia also supply maids downstairs. But then again, what about maids that passed away. They will be like: "DAMN these paper maids. Stole my job... Never mind la, get my bangla bf to support me"

If there were really internet below, I will blog lo. Then my blog add will be:

slw.silangblog.silangspot.com

By "slw" I mean, Si Lang Web.

Very tired after napfa today. And I didn't take green form to pon maths test lo. Though I was laughing and talking, my heart ached like shit. Too long never run. And I sort of like have my left butt aching. What if I have like big-small butt in the future? Must rmb to run with both butts evenly next time.

Going sleep le. BYE!!

Apparently, 13 year olds think their blogs are hot as well... wadever

2008-05-02T11:44:00.003+08:00

I was telling Ying Ting to visit my blog the other day... out of accident she went to this blog and for some reason, she believes that I was role-playing... -.-"' pls rmb my address...

Anyway, I was playing viwawa just now. Presenting to you the recent addition... ZANY BRIDGE!!!

But I kept losing...

Then they kicked me out... Or is it because I didn't have money to buy clothes???

Argh after a couple of games, I have decided to play at a later time when my luck comes back. I keep getting all the lousy hands. Ask meiting, caroline and karel to play with me next time.

As the viwawa tagline goes.. "Why play alone??"

Beijing Olympic Games

2008-05-01T09:50:00.003+08:00

I had this idea of how the Beijing Olympic Logo came about. Some genius actually decided to put it into pictures. HAHAHA

Chocolate milk and flies in coffees.

2008-04-30T18:59:00.007+08:00

I stepped on shit yesterday. Damn it. I was studying for the bio test and I saw this brown coloured object at the corner of my eye. And just for fun, I subconsciously decided to step on it cause I thought it was a piece of chocolate cake or something. I mean, who would shit in the middle of MJ right?

I WAS SO WRONG

Karel was telling me that she believed that someone was walking past there and happened to drop some of his/her shit by accident. Gosh, I don't even want to think which idoit shitted there cause I doubt there is any dogs nor cats in our school.

Oh yeah, btw it's located at the study bench area behind F3-5 near the staircase. I walked past it today and it is now left with only an innocent looking black patch. Now I know what is actually the many black spots that I see on the floor in school.

And to top things up, a fly had to do a macchiato spa in the coffee that I bought from the vending machine. Stupid fly.

Speaking of chocolate, recently I have been really into chocolate milk which I have no idea why.

This one is like the cooler version of HL chocolate milk. Taste quite the same actually. Maybe people should buy is because its cooler to whip out a 'Totally triple choc' than the boring HL foolscap paper-like packaging that we have been having for the past decade.

Try this chocolate milk. I personally think that the chocolate taste is much more intense and the milk is thicker and fuller. However right, this milk has a rather weird name.

Either ways, I think it's still wiser to go back to the good old HL chocolate milk cause it's like 60 cents cheaper and I can't really taste the difference when I am really thirsty anyway. So you know what, you can have your HL milk in a secret corner so nobody thinks you are not cool cause you never buy that 'totally' milk and then have your Big M later (and rmb to shake well). hahaha

Random pictures.